11.05.2007

Life's Important Questions

Over dinner tonight we were discussing this important question:

What would be the worst thing to step into?

Yes, I know, it is a most pressing question to ponder.

Here's some of what we came up with:


  • A bottomless pit

  • A pool of elephant diarrhea (these kind of answers are common with boys in the house)

  • A helicopter rotor

  • A pit filled with razor blades covered in lemon juice

  • A room where they make glass panes (contains a pool of molten tin on which to float the glass panes. I didn't get this at first either. This kind of answer common with smart guys in the house)

  • A bunch of angry skunks and porcupines

  • A vat a whale vomit (again, a boy answer)

  • An avalanche of rabid boars and porcupine

  • An active volcano

What do you think would be the worst thing to step into?

2 comments:

  1. It's a toss up between the gross boy answers and the bottomless pit. Anything that kills you fairly quickly is out. Razor blades lie flat most of the time. Whale vomit and elephant diarrhea don't kill you, they are just gross. A bottomless pit, however, wins. Think how bored you would be?

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  2. Here's my contribution to the list:

    A room full of politicians.

    (Sorry, today's election day and it's gotten ugly here in Utah.)

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